How We Handle Your Shit
At Il Bastardio, we’re all about raw fucking truth, but we gotta play by some rules when it comes to your data. Here’s the deal—we collect your email when you subscribe to our newsletter, and that’s about it. We ain’t in the business of fucking with your privacy more than we have to.
What We Grab
Your email, motherfucker. That’s all we need to send you the rawest takes on theology, crime, sex, and whatever else we’re feeling. No extra bullshit, no tracking cookies, no sneaky shit.
What We Do With It
We use your email to send you our newsletter—unfiltered, chaotic, and real as fuck. We don’t sell your shit to third parties, ‘cause we ain’t about that life. But we use Beehiiv to manage our newsletter, so they got your email too. Check their privacy policy if you’re paranoid.
How We Protect It
We’re not fucking around with your data—Beehiiv handles the security, and they’re pretty legit. But if some hacker fucks with us, we’ll let you know. No promises, though—this is the internet, shit happens.
Your Rights, Asshole
You can unsubscribe anytime—there’s a link in every newsletter. Want your email deleted? Hit us up at support@ilbastardio.com, and we’ll nuke it. No questions asked, ‘cause we don’t care that much.
Changes to This Shit
We might update this policy if we feel like it. If we do, we’ll let you know in the newsletter. Keep your eyes peeled, or don’t—we don’t give a fuck.
Last updated: May 11, 2025. Got beef? Email us at support@ilbastardio.com.