Il Bastardio

Just a two-bit rat bastard. Balls deep in your sister's ass. Spreading love and information.

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Unfiltered, unapologetic, and raw as fuck—Il Bastardio dishes out random ass insights on theology, crime, sex, and whatever else we feel like. No rules, just real shit.

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What Il Bastardio Brings to the Table

Theology Uncut

God, the devil, or some cosmic bullshit—we break it down with no holy filter.

Crime Vibes

From street hustles to high stakes—we spill the dirty deets, no cap.

Sex & More

Kinks, taboos, and raw fucking truth—nothing’s off limits here.

Who the Fuck We Are

Il Bastardio is the unfiltered voice you didn’t know you needed. We’re here to spread your sister’s ass and info—random, chaotic, and real as fuck—covering theology, crime, sex, and whatever else we damn well please.

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